Wife husband se....
Sunoo g mene suna hai k jannat
me wife ko hasband k saath ni rehne denge
Aisa
kyun....
Husband:
Arey pagli isi liye to usse
jannat kehte hen...
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kabhi hunsti ho,kabhi roti ho,
Kis sonch mein dubi
rehti ho?
jab ishq kisi se tum karti ho ,
phir duniya
se kyun darti ho?
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Wife - ek baat boloon? par maarna nahi..
Hsbnd-
bolo
Wife - i m pregnant
Hsbnd- its gud news, dar
kyon rahi thi?
Wife- shadi ke pahle papa ko bataya
tha,
bari maar pari thi..
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Characters: 177
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A
software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each
other.
What is the
question?
.........
.......
.......
.....
\"So,
which platform are you working on?\"
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Characters: 275
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on
the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing
a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song,
RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell
down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
.....
.....
.....
coz, they all
started clapping !!!!
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Characters: 374
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and
the water level of
the pond increases. How?
........
.......
........
........
A
- The other 9 fish are crying.................
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Characters: 207
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PUPIL, :Would You Punish Me For Some Things I Didn;t
Do?
TEACHER: Of Cource Not,,
PUPIL:Good,Becauce I
Haven,t Done My Homework
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She came...
I kept looking at her....
she
smiled....
yes i kept quiet...
she began to
speak...
I didnt listen & then.....
she began to
leave....
then i
shouted...
Ma'am....
Attendance.....!!!!
:-)
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T: 2 a student a=b, b=c means a=c.
Give me an example.
St:I L u-u L y'r daughter-so I l y'r daughter
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chandni raat me sone se pehle,khawbo ki duniya me khone
se pehle maine socha tumhe ehsaas dila du......
SUSU KARKE SONA!!
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TERE BISTAR MAI KHATMAL HON. TERE ROOM MAIN
MACHHAR
HO. TERI RZAAI PHATE HO. POORI RAAT THAND LAGE.
TERE
SAPNO MAI BHOOT AYE.
AGAR TO MUJHE BHOOL JAE.
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AISI KON SI CHEEZ HAI JO WOMAN MAIN AAGE HOTI HAI AUR
COW MAIN PEECHE HITI
HAI
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
WOMAN=W
COW=W
HAR
WAQT GALAT MAT SOCHA KARO
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Sardar ko party ka invitation mila jime likha tha pink
tie only. sardar: party me gaya to dekha logo ne paint
shirt bhi pahni thi....!
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Characters: 132
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An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask
to girl- apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha- girl-ek to
inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
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Characters: 143
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Surprise news 4 u, Rent free accommodation, Khana
peena, Sona rehna, Every things free, More detail just
dial “15”
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi
yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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Characters: 123
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