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dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu
vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Characters: 166
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Characters: 166
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI never CRY !!!
Characters: 123
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
Characters: 219
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Characters: 115
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal,
te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Characters: 161
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee,
haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
Characters: 182
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Characters: 136
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Characters: 146
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
Characters: 138
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...
Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Characters: 129
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
Characters: 165
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare?
Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo,
4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
Characters: 246
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Characters: 131
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
Characters: 154
What do you call a female who never laughs?
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"HASINA"
Characters: 69
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik
, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Characters: 121
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Characters: 123
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Characters: 142
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Characters: 193
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Characters: 140
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Characters: 166
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Characters: 166
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI never CRY !!!
Characters: 123
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
Characters: 219
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Characters: 115
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal,
te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Characters: 161
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee,
haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
Characters: 182
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Characters: 136
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
Characters: 146
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
Characters: 138
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...
Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Characters: 129
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
Characters: 165
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare?
Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo,
4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
Characters: 246
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Characters: 131
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
Characters: 154
What do you call a female who never laughs?
.
.
"HASINA"
Characters: 69
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik
, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Characters: 121
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
Characters: 123
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Characters: 142
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.
Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Characters: 193
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai,
log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Characters: 140
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